Greetings Canadian Tire Customers!
It has come to our attention that some of you are not believing the lies we are telling you on this site.
This MUST stop immediately.
It is especially important the you not do any research of your own, nor listen to the experts in the field of consumer protection legislation (even though they know far more about these topics than we do).
How can you be “Good Customers” if you are constantly questioning the B.S. that Canadian Tire and the staff in Returns keep telling you? Rest assured, not very good customers at all. Shame on you!
Since it’s been a few hours since the previous repetition of our lies, let us just repeat them yet again.
1 – Never, ever contact the Ontario Ministry of Consumer Protection at 1-800-889-9768. Believe us when we tell you, they are just a bunch of liars! They will tell you that Section 14 of the Act describes a Misrepresentation as being the sale of defective items, and that the consumer can cancel the transaction, therefore getting a full refund. We say, "Nonsense"! Trust us, who have lawyers to figure this stuff out.
2 - Never, ever read the Ontario Consumer Protection legislation (at "http://www.e-laws.gov.on.ca/html/statutes/english/elaws_statutes_02c30_e.htm#BK16") for yourself, especially where it says it covers individuals buying merchandise for themselves or family from a seller.
3 – If you happen to stumble upon the CPA, do NOT read part IX, “Procedure For Consumer Remedies”. All that stuff about cancelling an agreement, and getting a refund? Through your credit card, no less? We say, "Bunk"! Take our word for it: we know the rules; you don’t.
4 - Even though CT clearly sucks far more than other Canadian retailer (as the very existence of this web page proves), it’s important that you believe us when lie, ur, um “say”, that other stores suck JUST as much as us. So buy from us!
5 – Even though no other retailers would dare to put a “90 day return” policy on their web sites and in their stores, then print an obscure and misleading statement on the back of your receipt saying (after the fact) that there won’t be any returns allowed, you absolutely MUST believe us when we lie to you and say, “all other stores SAY THE SAME DAMN THING” and all other stores will say “sorry – no refund” if it's defective.
6 - Absolutely, positively, do NOT check out the web site for yourselves of our competitors, or call their customer support lines, or visit their CS desks. They are all liars! Believe US!
In closing, no matter how often we are proven wrong, and how often others are proven to be correct, you must always (ALWAYS!) listen to and believe us, the CT Representative, CT ME, LawGuy and UnRegistered.
Although we do indeed hate all customers, and consider you all just a mob of potential (if not actual) scammer and abusers, never forget that we have only YOUR best interests at heart!
Thank you for your continued blind and unquestioning compliance!