What may have happened that day. The need for a ride.
Yah I need ta get me a ride some place soon.
the plan
I got no money or know how to steal one of dem cars. Oh I know! Canadian Tards.
Yah I'm a gonna walk right in thar to Canadian Tard's during opening hours, in broad day light. And then I'm a gonna go over to where all the cars are right infront of dem cameras, right through all dem red shirts and get me some keys.
plan in action
Wow they got all dem red shirts behind the counter and they don't see me. Look I'm even doing jumping jacks and dry humping a tire. "scuse me boy, I need my key for the ride". Boy don't hear so good. Ima gonna go behind the counter and get me those keys. "scuse me boy, you in my way of my ride". Oh look an open box of keys on the wall. "scuse me boy, which ride is all good to go??? Good got dem!
the get away
No one even noticed!!! Not even a look???? Dem yokels won't notice till the next day. Oh I see the car is even parked right infront of the store, right in front of the garage. How convenient! I'm feeling a bit hungry. I'm gonna have me a hotdog first before I go. Oh look a line up at the hot dog stand right infront of the store. I think I'm gonna walk across the parking lot to Walmart and have me some McDonalds first before I go. Damn, that was a big happy meal. I think I'm gonna have me nap before I get going. Shouldn't be more than an hour or two tops.