Crappy Tire sure does live in its own, strange world.
All the major Canadian retailers (like Walmart, Home Depot and Costco) have a "Return Policy" that says what the store will do if the customer is not satisfied with a purchase, and what the store will do if the product is defective.
All the major Canadian retailers will give a customer their money back (i.e., a "Refund") if the customer is not satisfied with a purchase, even if it's been used. If the item is defective, all the major Canadian retailers will give the customer their money back, or a replacement if they want one.
These policies are generally in effect for 30 days, although sometimes it is longer or shorter. Things like underwear and ammunition have special rules, which are standard among retailers.
But things take a bizarre turn when a consumer walks into a Crappy Tire store.
And consumers must be on their guard about this, because there are no clear signs nor warnings of the strange rules the Crappy Tire tries to impose.
For starters, unwanted goods are treated very differently than at the other stores. The Return Policy says that the item must be “in its original condition and packaging” – something other retailers don’t require. But when a customer tries to return something, there may well be additional rules not included in the stated Return Policy. This can the requirement that the item be “unused”. Sometimes the package must even be “unopened”. And sometimes, the packaging itself must be in “original condition”. Holy Crap!
But what of defective items? Does CT have a similar policy to the other stores? Ha-ha-ha! Of course not!
The first thing a naïve consumer needs to know about this strange land, is that the policy itself, for defective products, isn’t called a “Policy” at all (according to some). No, they claim it’s called a “warranty”.
Consumers who are not yet on High Alert may be lulled into thinking that this is just the ordinary warranty, that all manufacturers provide, including decent stores like Walmart and Home Depot. The consumer may assume that the so-called ‘warranty’ won’t be relevant until some period of time (30 days, for instance) have gone by, and that the manufacturer provides it after that initial period. Like all the other stores do, right? Wrong!
No, you are in Crappy Tire, and need to be on your toes! That ‘warranty’ is really just a disguise for the actual “Return Policy” (in the vernacular of the rest of the continent).
And guess what the return policy is, for defective items? It depends!
It depends, because Crappy Tire doesn’t have a single Return Policy (or 'store warranty' or whatever). No! This monster isn’t like anything of the other stores have. There are THREE TYPES of Return Policies (or 'warranty’ or 'practice' or whatever) for defective items. Try to get your head around that!
First, there’s are the warranties/policies/practices for “Exchange Only” products. The store says they don't have to give you a refund for these, like they would at any other major store. No, they will only give you an exchanged for another, identical item. Not satisfied with the product over all? Too bad! Welcome to Crappy Tire!
Then there’s the dreaded “Repair Only” standard/warranty/policy/whatever. Again, the store says they don't have to give you a refund. And the store says they don't even have to give you an exchange for one that works (like you can get at all the other major stores). No, once you bought one of these, you own it. Period. Of course, the nice Crappy Tire people will help you get it fixed … eventually. Unless somebody loses it along the way, that is.
Finally, there are some items that the Crappy Tire stores voluntarily stock, which have “No Warranty” at all. So, no refund, no exchange … and no repair. It’s defective? Too bad, so sad, you own it. Examples include battery chargers and inflatable toys. Nice, huh? Even store staff have said of these, “Don’t buy it”. Incredible! Yet these are the official policies/warranties/whatevers used by Crappy Tire to keep your money.
But there’s even more bad news.
Do the fine folks at Crappy Tire let their customers know about the strange and bizarre polices (or ‘warranties’ or whatever) that the stores follows for defective items? Nope. They don’t clearly say this on their web site. They don’t even have it on signs at Customer Service (where they try to fool you into thinking you have 90 days). No, they only hint at it on the receipts (with a deceptive “warranty” statement). But by then, it’s too late.
Don’t open that box! Take it back to Customer Service right away! Hope they don’t rip the package open, then refuse a refund because “Hey, this box has been opened!”
And one more strange thing about the weird world of Crappy Tire.
They call all of the above rules and deceptions, “Easy Returns!”.