DavidLeR's Top 10 ...
.... Reasons to
NOT exercise your legal right under the Ontario Consumer Protection Act of 2002 to rescind a purchase transaction and demand your money back.
(As described at
"
Cancelling a Contract - Ministry of Consumer Services" and at "
The University of Western Ontario")
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10 – The CT Owner/Liars have gotten used to a pretty swanky lifestyle. How can they keep that up if people like you demand legally required refunds? Please. Show some consideration.
9 – The CPA only applies to some provinces. The odds are it’s not yours. Why sit on the phone with those liars at the Ministry of Consumer Protection (at 1-877-665-0662)? Or read the poor interpretations of law professors?
8 – Despite the lies the faker-advocates have fed you, all the other major Canadian retailers have the same damn policy, so don’t even bother shopping around. Just do what the CT Owner/Liars tell you to. Who’s a Good Customer??? You Are! Yes you ARE! So loyal!
7 – All that stuff about the CPA? It’s just a myth perpetuated by internet pornographers to profit from e-commerce. Or something. I’ll get back to you on that.
6 – CT Owner/Liars make major personal sacrifices, so you should respect that and support their efforts to get rich. It’s called capitalism, and it’s working. Absolutely, you're just a unionist whiner.
5 – You’ll just come back to Crappy Tire next week and buy some other junk. Why waste a trip trying to get a refund, when you'll just give us the money later?
4 – You’re never going to get rich in your dead-end, 9-to-5 loser job. So why not help the honest, hard-working, family-centric, hockey-loving CT Owner/Liars get rich? It’s just sour grapes to not let them.
3 - That b*tch Ellen Roseman just wants to make money off you. Stop buying The Star and reading moneyville.ca. You’re just making her rich, and that’s what she wants. Make no mistake - the Owner/Liars are the only ones who really look out for you.
2 – Yield to the mega-mega awesomeness of The Red Triangle. Yield, I say!
1 – The teenager at Returns will make a face. It’ll be, like, SO TOTALLY embarrassing.
Gaaaawd!