my colleagues was a generic term smart guy, meaning any lawyer.
when i choose to get involved in these types of civil suits, i make recommendations to my clients on ones that i believe actually have merit and can win. why would i offer my services and as such my credibility to a suit that i know carries no weight? because i want your few hundred bucks retainer to review the case? no thanks, i'll invest my time with legitimate clients that have legitimate cases.
time is ticking man, for every response you make on here, thats 15 minutes of time you could have invested to bury canadian tire. 15 minutes closer to your millions.
the information as requested
step 1 - go buy a pressure washer, lawn mower, atv, grass trimmer and maybe a leaf blower for good measure from canadian tire.
step 2 - use each one atleast twice over the period of 30 days. they are all junk so once or twice should be enough to make them break.
step 3 - return to canadian tire returns desk, be rude and ignorant to service girl and subsequently manager. demand compensation, tell them davidler says they are wrong
step 4 - leave with items you came with, visibly mad, with address and phone number for authorized repair depot in hand
step 5 - contact lawyer of your choice and begin major lawsuit